NEWT LIVESAY's
SERIES - THE MAGNUM
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SAFE & SECURE TO CARRY
PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS GUARANTEED TO DELIVERY PAIN
Top: Standard Meat Eater $10.00
Bottom: The Magnum $25.00
THE MAGNUM MEAT EATER IS A GREAT ITEM FOR INSTRUCTOR WHO NEED TO DEMONSTRATE TECHNIQUES & MOVEMENTS.
RECENTLY WE SHIPPED A NUMBER OF THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY NEWT LIVESAY MEAT EATERS TO A DIVISION OF HOMELAND DEFENSE. THEY ABOUT HAD A FIT WHEN THEY SAW THE NAME STAMPED ON THE SIDE OF THE MEAT EATER. AFTER SOME WHINING, AND SERIOUS NEGOTIATIONS (I KISSED THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CASH COWS REAR) WE HAVE RENAMED THE MEAT EATER TO IT NEW "PC" NOMENCLATURE. THE NEWT LIVESAY "SAFETY KEY" NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? BUT HEY BETWEEN YOU AND I THIS LITTLE PIECE OF PURE PAIN IS STILL THE MEAT EATER.
TO USE THE MEAT EATER YOU JUST PUSH AND GIVE IT A LITTLE TWIST LIKE YOU WERE GIVING THE GAS TO YOUR MOTORCYCLE, AND WATCH THE Bad Guys HOWL IN PAIN.
DESIGNED TO INFLICT THE MOST PAIN IN THE SHORTEST TIME FRAME WITH A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF POWER FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE. SOLD ORIGINALLY ONLY TO LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL SUCH AS PRISON GUARDS, AND JAILERS TO CARRY ON THEIR KEY RINGS. IT IS A GREAT ITEM TO INFLICT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PAIN TO SENSITIVE AREAS OF THE HUMAN BODY.
LIKE A PRISON GUARD FROM ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S WORST PENITENTIARY SAID: "The meat eater will cause the biggest and 'BADDEST' guys on the floor to blow snot and tears when laid up against their nose, or upper lip."
I TELL MY GRANDKIDS TO RUN IF POSSIBLE, BUT IF THEY CAN NOT ESCAPE THEN APPLY AS MUCH PAIN AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN, AND THEN RUN. YOU HAVE HEARD THE ADVERTISEMENT THAT IT IS SO SIMPLE THAT EVEN A CAVE....., Oh, WELL YOU GET THE POINT. THE LIVESAY MEAT EATER IS SO SIMPLE TO USE THAT YOUR TEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER OR 75 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER CAN MAKE THE BAD-GUYS WET THEIR PANTS AND SCREAM IN PAIN. YET THE MEAT EATER CAN CARRY OPENLY IN YOUR POCKET, PURSE OR ON YOUR KEY CHAIN LIKE I DO AND NEVER CUT A HOLE IN YOU POCKETS, OR HARM YOURSELF.
PART NUMBER PX-119 - the LIVESAY MAGNUM MEAT EATER
still Only $25.00
the livesay MAGNUM INSTRUCTORS meat eater
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