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SAFE  &  SECURE TO CARRY

   PART NUMBER  613 - the  LIVESAY MEAT EATER

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the livesay meat eater

U.S. PATENT PENDING

ONE MORE WE HAVE SOME UNSCRUPULOUS & UNIMAGINATIVE NO-TALENT PEOPLE RIPPING OFF OUR DESIGNS AND PRODUCTS.  JUST BECAUSE YOU POST YOUR SOME KIND OF CRAP ON THE INTERNET SAYING THAT YOU ARE AN EXPERT DOESN'T MEAN JACK SH*T  TO ME. .  WE WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE WANTABE THIEVES RIPPING  OUR PRODUCTS OFF.  IF YOU KNOW ANYONE MANUFACTURING THIS ITEM CONTACT US. ~ WE HAVE DESIGN COPYRIGHTS, AND PATENT PENDING RIGHTS ON THIS PRODUCT AS WELL AS OTHERS.  WE WILL PAY A REWARD UPON ARREST & CONVICTION OF PERSON OR PERSONS MAKING FAKE MEAT EATERS.

 PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS GUARANTEED TO DELIVERY PAIN

THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY NEWT LIVESAY MEAT EATER.  RECENTLY WE SHIPPED A NUMBER OF THESE WICKED LITTLE BAD-BOYS TO A DIVISION OF HOMELAND DEFENSE.  THEY ABOUT HAD A FIT WHEN THEY SAW THE NAME STAMPED ON THE SIDE OF THE MEAT EATER.  AFTER SOME WHINING, AND SERIOUS NEGOTIATIONS (I KISSED THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CASH COWS REAR) WE HAVE RENAMED THE MEAT EATER TO IT NEW "PC" NOMENCLATURE.  THE NEWT LIVESAY "SAFETY KEY"  NOW DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?   BUT HEY BETWEEN YOU AND I THIS LITTLE PIECE OF PURE PAIN IS STILL THE MEAT EATER. 

TO USE THE MEAT EATER YOU JUST PUSH AND GIVE IT A LITTLE TWIST LIKE YOU WERE GIVING THE GAS TO YOUR MOTORCYCLE, AND WATCH THE Bad  Guys  HOWL IN PAIN. 

DESIGNED TO INFLICT THE MOST PAIN IN THE SHORTEST TIME FRAME WITH A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF POWER FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE.  SOLD ORIGINALLY ONLY TO LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL SUCH AS PRISON GUARDS, AND JAILERS TO CARRY ON THEIR KEY RINGS.  IT IS A GREAT ITEM  TO INFLICT THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PAIN  TO SENSITIVE AREAS OF THE HUMAN BODY. 

LIKE A PRISON GUARD FROM ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S WORST PENITENTIARY TOLD US:  "The meat eater will cause the biggest and "BADDEST" guys on the floor to blow snot and tears when laid up against their nose, or upper lip."   

I TELL MY GRANDKIDS TO RUN IF POSSIBLE, BUT IF THEY CAN NOT ESCAPE THEN APPLY AS MUCH PAIN AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN, AND THEN RUN.  YOU HAVE HEARD THE ADVERTISEMENT THAT IT IS SO SIMPLE THAT EVEN A CAVE....., Oh, WELL YOU GET THE POINT.  THE LIVESAY MEAT EATER IS SO SIMPLE TO USE THAT YOUR TEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER OR 75 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER CAN MAKE THE BAD-GUYS WET THEIR PANTS AND SCREAM IN PAIN.  YET THE MEAT EATER CAN CARRIED OPENLY IN YOUR POCKET, PURSE OR ON YOUR KEY CHAIN LIKE I DO AND NEVER CUT A HOLE IN YOU POCKETS, OR HARM YOURSELF.  

   PART NUMBER  613 - the  LIVESAY MEAT EATER

still Only $10.00

the livesay meat eater

U.S. PATENT PENDING

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